Kick-start your day with a dose of laughter and a big smile! 😄🌞 Get ready to shake off the morning blues with a collection of hilarious and witty good morning quotes that are bound to lighten up your mood. Whether you’re sipping your first cup of coffee or gearing up for the day ahead, these funny and playful quotes are here to add a delightful twist to your morning routine. Get ready to chuckle and brighten your day! 🌈
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Funny Morning Quotes
1.“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.” — Timur Vermes
2.”Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite
3.“I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” — Oscar Nunez
4.“When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes.” — Ernie Banks
5.“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
6.“Dracula is a morning person compared to me.” ― Kim Dallmeier
7.“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
8.“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman
9.“Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the sun jealous or stay in bed.” — Malak El Halabi
9.“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
10.“Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, ‘Awe sh*t, they’re up.’” — Dwayne Johnson
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11.“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” — Kurt Vonnegut
12.”Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
13.”Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
14.There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!’” — Fulton J. Sheen
15.”Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin
16.”Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien
17.“When the sun came up… I couldn’t tell where heaven stopped and the Earth began.” — Tom Hanks
18.“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” — Terri Guillemets
19.“In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
20.“The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.“ — Sarah Addison Allen
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21.”I’ve got nothing to say but it’s okay, good morning, good morning” — The Beatles
22.“When I’m just waking up I like to keep a space for my own thoughts and ideas. Checking my phone is not a priority of mine.” — Andre D. Wagner
23.“She woke up every morning with the option of being anyone she wished. How beautiful it was that she always chose herself.” — Tyler Kent White
24.“You can only come to the morning through the shadows.”— J.R.R. Tolkien
25.”Every morning is a beautiful morning.” — Terri Guillemets
26.”Mornings are like nature in spring… humming with the sounds of life and the promise of a fresh new day!” — LeAura Alderson
27.”The morning was full of sunlight and hope.” — Kate Chopin
28. “It is in the early morning hour that the unseen is seen and that the far-off beauty and glory, vanquishing all their vagueness, move down upon us till they stand clear as crystal close over against the soul.” — Sarah Smiley
29.”Make each day your masterpiece.” — John Wooden
30.”There is a morning inside you waiting to burst open into light.” — Rumi
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